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I am 98% sure this is what The Dean from Carmilla looks like
I don’t think you understand how funny this is because in the book Carmilla’s momma dearest (and we assume the dean is her mom) fucked with the general during a bloody masquerade it’s literally how the fucking book starts because she flirts with him about the mask and leaves her daughter to fuck shit up fast forward to Laura and one anagram later.
These are all so beautiful and functional.
ah yes, i see the bedroom fandom is growing.
I screamed at the first one
Rich girl jokes
t h IS I S P ER EF C T O H M YF UC K IN G GO D I LVOE I T
None of these things are necessary for survival and reproduction. That is exactly what makes them so splendid. When we take our basic evolutionary wiring and transform it into something far beyond any prosaic matters of survival and reproduction … that’s when humanity is at its best. That’s when we show ourselves to be capable of creating meaning and joy, for ourselves and for one another. That’s when we’re most uniquely human.
And the same is true for sex. Human beings have a deep, hard-wired urge to replicate our DNA, instilled in us by millions of years of evolution. And we’ve turned it into an intense and delightful form of communication, intimacy, creativity, community, personal expression, transcendence, joy, pleasure, and love. Regardless of whether any DNA gets replicated in the process.
Why should we see this as sinful? What makes this any different from chocolate souffles and King Lear?
"I saw, or fancied I saw, the room and its furniture just as I had seen it last, except that it was very dark, and I saw something moving round the foot of the bed, which at first I could not accurately distinguish. But I soon saw that it was a sooty-black animal that resembled a monstrous cat. It appeared to me about four or five feet long, for it measured fully the length of the hearthrug as it passed over it; and it continued to-ing and fro-ing with the lithe sinister restlessness of a beast in a cage." - Le Fanu, “Carmilla”
Mr. Bean Inserted Into Famous Portrait Paintings by Rodney Pike [via]
Previously: Classic Paintings Recreated with Sesame Street Characters
Just some Bubbline moments from Adventure Time Comic #32 preview.
Source + more: http://www.comicosity.com/preview-adventure-time-32/
How about that. Bubbline is literally canon.
They got married haha.